Fat Cat!
My mother is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very annoying. She wants me to make coffee, even though I’m sitting here typing one-handed with a fat Ginger cat on my lap, and a dog in my way. I’ll just try to make coffee telepathically. Or send her a picture of a coffee through Gmail. There you go mother!
